Public Notice IV
Oannes Research & Development Corp. Autonomous Administrative Division decree: Inhabitants of the Earth, Children of Men, hear thine words. I, Oannes Research & Development Corp., doth hereby decree that the Atmosphere of Oregon is hereby claimed and seized as under the authority of Oannes Research & Development Corp. For the next 3 years, all weather events over and above Oregon shall be directly controlled by Oannes Research & Development Corp., all water content therein is also property of Oannes Research...